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dam break was treated to a nice surprise. he didn't get to celebrate his third birthday at home. he was stuck at the evacuation center in chico. when the chp officer heard it was his birthday he bought him a birthday cake a belong and a captain america action figure. >> a birthday he'll always remember. >> thanks for being with us, see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- charlie day, kendall jenner, musical guests nxworries,
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 624! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: aw, hi, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] looking good! good looking crowd tonight. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. you're at the show. that's a great new york city crowd there. guys, happy valentine's day to you! [ cheers ] hope you had a great day.
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i saw that an estimated 36 million heart-shaped boxes of chocolate were sold for today. yeah. and they're very easy to wrap, too. you just use the six-foot long receipt you get at cvs. [ laughter ] actually though, the better business bureau is warning people to beware of scams this year. yeah. then every flower shop charging $100 for a dozen roses said, "yeah, we'll be on the lookout for that." [ laughter ] this is kind of sweet. today, michelle obama posted a a picture on instagram for valentine's day that showed her and barack's feet in the sand on a beach. [ audience aws ] here it is. yeah. "happy valentine's day to the love of my life and favorite island mate." [ cheers and applause ] yeah. when he saw that, joe biden said, "oh, come on, they cropped me out." [ laughter ] >> steve: why would they do that? >> jimmy: of course, everyone wants their valentine's day to be extra romantic. so here to talk about romance -- i don't know why we have this guy on. he's so weird. he's here? >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: to talk about romance, james spadge is here.
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james? [ cheers and applause ] >> hello, jim. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: james spadge, welcome to the show. now that valentine's day's over, what are your secrets to keeping the romance going? >> well, as soon as i bring a a woman back to my studio apartment, i recommend five minutes of tonguing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> five minutes is usually the maximum, because i have a a condition called hot mouth. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is that? >> well, my mouth gets so hot, i can poach an egg right inside it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. okay. >> in fact, i used to have a a wealthy japanese businessman who would pay me $40 to poach his breakfast eggs and then table plop them right onto his plate. >> jimmy: table plop them? >> table plop.
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>> jimmy: you have hot mouth. james, you seem to have a lot of medical conditions. [ light laughter ] >> it's true, i do have some challenges. for instance, one of the first things you would notice about me as i start to become nude, is that i have square nipples. [ laughter ] i also have a glass eardrum that repels sound. >> jimmy: okay. >> and for four years, my right eye has been beginning to shrink. [ laughter ] but curiously, my testicles have never stopped growing. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] okay. >> i am currently carrying over three pounds of extra testicular weight. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, very good. that's -- >> i was also born with a tooth in my penis. [ laughter ] but it was eventually absorbed, so no problem there. >> jimmy: all right, thank you. that's more than enough. james spadge, everybody. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] why do we -- >> steve: why would you ask him? >> jimmy: we always have him on. i don't know why. >> steve: who hired him to be a a romance anchor? that seems ridiculous. >> jimmy: a weird dude. [ laughter ]
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let's get to some news here. apparently michael flynn just set a record of the shortest serving white house national security advisor ever at 24 days. the education secretary betsy devos said, "wow. only a week?" [ laughter and applause ] and finally, a new study finds that first-born children are typically smarter than their younger siblings. [ cheers ] when asked how smart the middle child is, scientists said, "oh, we don't care." [ laughter ] we have great show tonight. give it up for the roots right there! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, we have a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, gwen stefani will be here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dane dehaan,
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damien chazelle will all be here. then later this week, ethan hawke and joel mchale will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: and we have a great performance from ryan adams. [ cheers ] got a great new album. but first, we have a great show tonight. from the new movie "fist fight", charlie day is here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my man. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: so funny, that guy. >> steve: he's a good dude. >> jimmy: i love him. plus, supermodel kendall jenner is joining us! there she is. [ cheers and applause ] kendall and i are teaming up against charlie day and higgins for a game of charades. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: get ready, man. >> steve: i'm watching you. >> jimmy: and we have, oh, great music tonight. from the duo anderson.paak and knxwledge, nxworries is here, you guys. >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, guys, i like to think i'm a pretty easygoing guy. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: but there's one thing that really gets my goat. >> steve: that's what? [ light laughter ] what gets your goat? >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: what gets your goat? >> jimmy: bad music. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: yeah.
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no one should have to listen to bad tunes. so as a service to you guys, i'm about to play some real songs from real bands that i think you should avoid in a a segment i call my "do not play list." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ do not play do not play do not play these songs these songs ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: now, before we start, i want you all to know that every artist and song that i'm about to play for you is 100% real. these are actual bands and actual songs. you can download them on itunes or amazon or see if your local music store has them. they are real. questlove, they really are real. >> questlove: i don't believe you. >> jimmy: i know, you never believe me. [ talking over each other ] no, these are real -- >> questlove: i think you make them up. >> jimmy: no, i don't make them up. these are real -- like, this first guy -- [ light laughter ] he's a -- a elvis impersonator. >> steve: oh, great. >> jimmy: a swedish elvis impersonator. [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: eilert pilarm. [ light laughter ] >> steve: looks just like him. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: it's uncanny. >> jimmy: spitting image of elvis. >> steve: yeah. looks like the elvis stamp. >> jimmy: it's there. >> steve: oh, yeah.
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>> jimmy: if you did that -- >> steve: yeah. if you hold a mug in front of it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that looks like elvis, right? >> steve: yeah. that cup looks more like elvis. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] i think it's -- he looks like elvis. but the question is, does he let's take a listen to "jailhouse rock" and find out. ♪ ♪ warden trew a party in the county yail the prison band was there and they begun to wail ♪ ♪ the band was yumpin' du yunt began to swing you shoulda heard those snakin' out jailbirds sing ♪ ♪ let's rock leeet's rock ♪ >> jimmy: stop, stop! stop it, stop it, stop it! [ cheers ] >> steve: he doesn't even have the same syncopation as elvis. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he didn't want to do another take? >> steve: ja. [ swedish accent ] i'm good with that one, man. >> jimmy: yeah. i think he sounds exactly like elvis -- uh, after twelve martinis. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] elvish? >> jimmy: next song -- oh, this is a musician i'd never heard of called becca ann. do you know becca ann? >> questlove: nah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: here's becca ann. this is her album here. "who i am." and she's just enjoying, like,
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a bud light right there. a tall boy. having a good time. that's a good photo. >> steve: that's who she is. >> jimmy: kind of like in movement. got a little blurred out, but -- >> steve: yeah, a little -- >> jimmy: yeah, "who i am." so let's see -- let's see who she is. "who i am." this is becca ann. >> steve: becca ann. >> jimmy: mm-hmm. ♪ ♪ who i am i'm becca ann you don't know me but that's my name ♪ ♪ because i'm becca ann they know who i am yeah, that's right ♪ >> questlove: one of the interns, man! [ laughter ] ♪ i'm becca ann that's who i am who i am i'm becca ann ♪ ♪ you don't know me but ask your man because i'm becca ann ♪ >> jimmy: all right, good. yeah, i got it, got it, got it. [ laughter ] becca ann. [ applause ] >> steve: where's big jimmy? >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: where's big jimmy? >> jimmy: oh, big jimmy. yeah, he comes out at the end of the song. >> steve: big jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: for real! no, it's not! >> questlove: it's one of the interns! >> jimmy: you can get
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becca ann, dude, featuring big jimmy. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh this next one -- dude, this is a mind bender, this one. [ light laughter ] >> steve: more mind bending than the last one? >> jimmy: yeah. this one's fantastic. you guys like "seinfeld"? [ cheers ] who doesn't love "seinfeld"? this a dubstep version of the "seinfeld" theme. [ laughter ] there's seinfeld -- [ laughter ] it's coming out of a flying ship or something. >> steve: with teeth. a flying ship with teeth. >> jimmy: yeah. the artist is called wicked wicked, and the song is called "seinfeld blaster." [ light laughter ] all right? let's take a listen to this one. ♪ [ "seinfeld" theme plays ] [ heavy bass ] ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: dude, this -- you got this one? >> questlove: i dig this. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> questlove: yes. >> jimmy: dude, this is great. [ seinfeld impression ] how many tabs of acid did i take? [ laughter ]
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my hands -- my face is melting! [ cheers and applause ] that's pretty good. >> steve: oh, my gosh. is the album called "too much free time"? >> jimmy: ooh, this next one's good. by a singer named jimmy christian blue, and the album's calmed "dedication." [ laughter ] "dedication." he looks like he's mad at us or something. [ laughter ] maybe just disappointed. >> steve: mad at supercuts. >> jimmy: he's just disappointed in us. [ light laughter ] but maybe if we listen to one of his songs, maybe he'll cheer up. this is -- the song's called "ocean of emotion." >> steve: oh, great. [ light laughter ] ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ♪ [ low whispering ] ♪ ooh ooh ooh ♪ >> jimmy: whispering. he whispers. ♪ ooh ooh ♪ >> jimmy: just wait -- the background vocals are way too high -- >> steve: that's it? [ laughter ] >> questlove: wait.
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[ applause ] play the song. >> steve: that was it? >> questlove: play the song! >> jimmy: no, that is -- that was the song. >> questlove: play the song. >> jimmy: can we hear it just one more time? >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i believe i missed out on it. ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ♪ [ low whispering ] ♪ ooh ooh ♪ >> steve: okay, "an ocean." ♪ ooh [ low whispering ] >> jimmy: there you go. yeah. maybe his mic is off. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: you think -- you think -- >> jimmy: maybe his mic is off. >> steve: is off or he was standing far away from it, didn't know it was on? >> jimmy: well maybe, like, they're just picking up his vo -- maybe he's screaming and they're just picking up off his guitar -- >> steve: yeah, because the guitar is electric but he's screaming -- >> jimmy: yeah. [ talking over each other ] >> steve: maybe he's in the parking lot. practicing. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know, man. the last one here is by bishop bullwinkle. >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the song is called "hell to the naw naw." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: bishop bullwinkle. >> jimmy: he's a preacher. >> steve: he's a preacher. >> jimmy: yep. he's based out of florida, and he has a message he wanted to get out there. he thought the best way to do it was through song. let's hear what we had he to say. "hell to the naw naw."
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♪ ♪ i got people in the church they hugging you they claim that they love you to death ♪ ♪ they'll do that but time they get home they on the telephone ♪ ♪ talkin' 'bout they can't stand your breath yeah ♪ ♪ hell no to the naw naw naw hell to the naw ♪ ♪ hell to the naw to the naw naw naw ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: i think i like this one. ♪ to the naw naw hell to the naw naw naw hell to the naw to the naw ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ yeah i hear people saying that they love you today, that they love you to death ♪ ♪ by the time they get home they be talking 'bout how they can't stand them in the same breath ♪ ♪ hell to the naw hell to the naw naw
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to the naw ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "hell to the naw naw." that's actually a good jam. >> steve: that's a great song! >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for "do not play." if you have an album or a song you think we should use on our next "do not play list," and you want tsee it, send a a suggestion to donotplay@tonightshow.com. stick around. when we come back, we're playing charades with charlie day and kendall jenner! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ with hotels.com's rewards program for every 10 nights you stay, you get one free.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: naw, naw! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show," everybody. higgins and i are about to face-off in a big game of charades. but first we're going to need partners and we found some great ones. joining higgins' team, his new movie "fist fight" is in theaters this friday. give it up for charlie day, ladies and gentlemen! >> steve: yeah! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! hell to the naw naw! >> hell to the naw naw! >> jimmy: hell to the naw naw. come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> red tie. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: welcome, buddy. >> valentine's day tie. >> jimmy: my partner tonight, she's in town for new york fashion week. one of our favorite supermodels. please welcome, kendall jenner!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hi! >> how are you? >> how are you? >> jimmy: all right, guys. now, y'all know how to play charades. each player gets a turn giving silent clues to their teammate. 30 seconds on the clock per turn. we'll do four rounds worth one point each. fifth round is the charades showdown. both teams give the same clue at the same time. >> steve: ooh! >> jimmy: charlie, why don't you start us off tonight? >> all right, here we go. here we go. >> steve: come on, charlie day. >> jimmy: are you going to say it? >> the number? got a number? four? two? that's a strong two out there? [ laughter ] the guy, like, wrote two. oh, well, screw you! [ laughter ] screw you, guy who wrote two! ah -- >> jimmy: okay. >> steve: song. song! song! three words. >> jimmy: stop yelling. >> steve: kid. oh, um -- pluck. flower. kiss, flower, flower. smell.
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>> jimmy: rose. >> oh, kiss. bouquet, ah -- scent, scent. gift, flower, gift, flower, kiss, hmm -- wash! scrub! cheek, blush! >> jimmy: i know what it is. >> oh, kiss from rose to a a grey -- >> jimmy: kiss from --/e [ buzzer ] >> oh! he got -- >> jimmy: "kiss from a rose," right? >> "kiss from a rose." >> jimmy: yeah, seal. yeah, you got it. ♪ >> congratulations. you got it, you got it. you got it! that's as close as we're going to get it. >> jimmy: you put the whole lyric. >> steve: i said the whole lyric. >> jimmy: all right, pal, you ready for this? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> that was good. >> i think we're vibing. >> jimmy: we got this. we got this. we got this. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: seven. we got this. >> steve: seven! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. >> he got it. >> jimmy: okay, ready? >> yeah. movie. two words. first word. little. the. the -- [ laughter ] "matrix"! >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> come on! >> jimmy: fantastic! we got this, man! >> steve: all right. >> jimmy: oh, i love it. >> he's nervous. >> too easy. >> jimmy: no, that was good. >> too easy. i'm like what is that, the wave? >> he said the wave? >> jimmy: the wave. >> steve: i heard four. >> oh, i heard six? [ cheers ] >> don't trust that guy. >> steve: hmm, hmm. okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: higgins, you can do this, man. come on. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: yeah, here we go. you can this. >> steve: ready? >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's a movie. with one word. >> oh. "titanic." [ laughter ] two words. >> steve: two syllables. >> two syllables. >> jimmy: you can't say that! [ laughter ] >> i didn't know. one syllable and then two syllables! [ laughter ] >> oh, it's -- "the sting." ah -- "the armed train!" [ laughter ]
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[ buzzer ] >> awe. what was it? >> steve: "bambi." [ laughter ] i couldn't think of, like, how to generally act out "bambi." >> what about a rabbit or something! >> jimmy: what? >> steve: i can do the general idea -- >> oh, that was a "b" and then the -- >> steve: that was the "b" yeah, yeah. oh. >> jimmy: bam-bi! >> all right, now i know your style. >> steve: i was going to do emril lagasse. i was gonna do emril lagasse going -- >> we're going to lose terribly. >> jimmy: you're getting too deep into that. >> steve: well, you know, we have while we're losing. >> that's right. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, pal, we can do this. >> steve: ten! >> okay. cool. a lot of work. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: come on, we got this. we can do this, pal! >> okay. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: song. [ laughter ] oh, no. six words? >> yeah, i think so. >> jimmy: i never heard of a a song with a title that's six words. hell to the naw, naw, naw, naw, naw! [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: first word. slap?
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smack. clap? clap? >> no. ah -- >> jimmy: clap your hands. ooh, punch! >> nope. >> jimmy: slap, fight. beat! >> okay. >> jimmy: no. second word. you. supermodel. [ buzzer ] >> that is so not enough time. >> jimmy: that's so not fair. >> it was "hit me baby one more time." >> six words is a lot. >> steve: ohh! >> jimmy: oh, man. >> steve: "hit me baby one more time." >> jimmy: "hit me baby one more time." >> is that six? >> jimmy: no, you're right. yeah, you're right. >> "hit me baby one more time." >> jimmy: all right, all right. now, this is the showdown? >> it's the showdown. it is a little weird. >> steve: showdown. >> jimmy: me and you, this is the showdown. >> wow. >> jimmy: we're going to do the same clue at same time. if we get this it's worth quadruple the points. >> oh, wow. [ laughter ] >> come on! >> jimmy: all right, come on, we got this. we got this. we got that. [ cheers ] which one? >> whatever one you want. >> 15! 15! >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] come on. pick it up. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ]
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>> steve: yeah. throw it away. >> we can mutually pick another one. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, let's pick another one. >> it's your show! >> jimmy: all right. >> want to do the other one? [ laughter ] all right. >> jimmy: this one we can do. >> all right, all right, all right. are you ready? are you ready? >> steve: ready. movie. >> movie. >> steve: four words. [ laughter ] >> steve: penguin. "mr. popper's penguins." >> penguin. >> steve: hitler -- [ laughter ] >> marching -- "the march of the penguins." >> jimmy: yes! you got it! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ laughter ] now it's your favorite movie. >> steve: champs! >> jimmy: dude, he said march, too. our thanks to charlie day, kendall jenner! we're talking to charlie after the break! stick around, everybody! "march of the penguins." you got it! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ shocked by your wireless bill every month? additional fees. tacked on taxes. come on! with t-mobile one, taxes and fees are now included!
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>> jimmy: you know our first guest from his very funny work in "horrible bosses" and "it's always sunny in philadelphia." gosh, he's so good. he now stars alongside ice cube in the entertaining new film "fist fight" which opens this friday. everyone, please welcome charlie day! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> all right. they're going to bust my ass? >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] >> what was that? >> jimmy: that's your theme song. >> i got to get on the next flight home! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: welcome -- welcome back to the show. >> jimmy, it's good to be here. i love losing at your little games. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you never won? >> i've never won anything on this show. >> jimmy: really? >> i'm bad at games and i think this is rigged. i think it's rigged. rigged against me. >> jimmy: we've played some good games.
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do you remember "name that guy?" >> "name that guy" yeah, maybe i did okay with "name that guy." >> jimmy: yeah, that was rigged. that was written. >> the one was written down. yeah, that was the only one i -- >> jimmy: that was just a a mistake, but that was a fun one. you did well on that one. >> but i did okay at it. >> jimmy: hey, i've got to ask you a question because i was talking to you backstage. you flew in from l.a. >> yes. >> jimmy: but your wife stayed in l.a. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: today's valentine's day. are you in trouble? >> ah, my poor, poor wife. [ laughter ] i personally -- i hate valentine's day. i'm like, "do we have to do it every year?" [ scattered cheers ] i mean, like -- >> jimmy: should be, like, every two years or something? >> yeah. like, let's do it on the leap year. but -- [ laughter ] like, i'm the -- like so, i actually was like, "okay. you know, i'm going to get her like a gift basket thing," and i'm trying to order it on my phone and i'm terrible. every time, it's like, "uh, you forget your e-mail, you forget --" so i keep doing it. it's not working, it's not working. i got to go catch the flight to get here. i'm like, "hey, honey, i'm so sorry. i was going to get you some -- flowers." she's like, "yeah. you forgot to put it in your e-mail."
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i'm like, "all right. so they'll be there tomorrow. surprise!" she's a lucky woman. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she basically ordered a present for herself? >> yeah, she bought herself a a valentine's day gift, so yeah. >> jimmy: you have a big wedding anniversary. >> yeah, we just had the tenth anniversary, actually. >> jimmy: that's a big deal. >> i know, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: ten years. >> ten years. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> and she tattooed a little heart on her finger and then she said, "when you go on fallon, you should get a a tattoo." and i said, "no." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why would you -- >> and you know what? in hindsight, i think i should have done it. i should have done it. that would have been a good valentine's day gift slash -- >> jimmy: would you get -- do you have a tattoo? >> i actually have no tattoos which is always disappointing to "sunny" fans that think my tattoos on the show are real. they're like, "hey i got the same thing as you and -- awe, man." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, no. >> it's a fictional character. but, no. but, personally, i'm like, "i don't know what i want on me for life, but -- >> jimmy: i know. i'm afraid. commitment. you got to commit.
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>> yeah, you got to commit to it. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> but i think, i don't know. maybe next time i'm back, i'll get one here for real. >> jimmy: would you come on the show and get a tattoo? >> yeah. i guess i would. yeah, i should have done it. >> jimmy: shoot. >> this is great. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it'll be fun. we'll get a good tattoo artist. we'll do a heart. >> we'll get a good one. maybe i'll get one of the "sunny" tattoos or something. or a heart. we could get the ring, you know, that she wants. like the heart on the finger. >> jimmy: that's romantic that she got that tattoo. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. and you have -- what do you have? you have a little 5-year-old boy? >> i have a 5-year-old son. he's hilarious. he wrote me a birthday card. instead of saying, "happy birthday," there was a butt on it and it said, "happy butt day." [ laughter and applause ] all right, man. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> that's great! >> jimmy: not bad. >> not bad. >> jimmy: that's a good joke. >> actually, he wrote a a knock-knock joke. you wanna hear it? >> jimmy: yeah, here we go. >> i love this joke. my son wrote this. knock knock. >> jimmy: who's there? >> interrupting penis. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: interrupting penis -- [ peeing noise ] [ laughter and applause ] >> i mean, come on. >> jimmy: not bad. >> come on.
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>> jimmy: that's actually pretty great. >> it's working on a lot of levels there. it's working on a lot of levels. >> jimmy: "it's always sun any philadelphia," fantastic! [ cheers and applause ] congrats on that. i know how hard you worked on that. it's just so funny. there's so many good jokes in there and the whole cast is great. this is the 12th season? >> 12th season's out right now. our ratings are better than ever. it's crazy. >> jimmy: 12 seasons? >> i know. yeah. they've asked for 14, which will tie us with "ozzie and harriet." [ cheers ] which is the longest running -- >> jimmy: sitcom in the history -- >> sitcom in history in television. of course, they did something like 2,000 shows and we've done 9. [ light laughter ] but you know, that's our little trick. but yeah, it's a big deal. when we started the show i was 27 years old and from my butt day i turned 41. >> jimmy: wow! >> yeah. >> jimmy: isn't that wild? isn't that great though? >> crazy, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so many fun stuff. [ cheers and applause ] good as ever. >> thank you. thank you. yeah, i'm proud of it. >> jimmy: i want to talk about your movie. you have a movie out -- you're a very busy guy.
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>> busy guy. >> jimmy: but you're a funny guy. >> we've got to talk about this "fist fight" movie everywhere i go. >> jimmy: "fist fight" is coming out friday. we had ice cube on the show who's the best and he loves you. he said he was just a fan of your work and wanted to do something with you so bad. he's like -- >> that's surreal to hear, but yeah, it was great. >> jimmy: that ice cube wanting to work with you? you go, "yeah." you're amazing. so, the idea of this, if you don't know the premise of this movie, "fist fight," is you kind of get him fired, right? >> yeah. we're two schoolteachers and i get him fired and he challenges me to a fight at the end of the school day. >> jimmy: the teachers? >> yeah. the teachers. [ laughter ] his personality is ice cube-ish and mine's charlie day-ish. [ light laughter ] so you can do the math. i don't want to fight the guy. and i spend the movie trying to worm out of it and then we deliver probably the most epic fight in the history of movie fights. >> jimmy: really? >> i think it's very satisfying for the audience. >> jimmy: it pays off? yeah, yeah, absolutely. i guess tracy morgan's in it, too. he's just hilarious. you just -- you can't beat tracy. >> can't beat tracy. >> jimmy: no. i want to show everybody a a clip. here's charlie day in "fist fight." take a look at this. >> what's your emergency?
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>> yes, hi. there's a crazy guy at my high school he's trying to beat me up. >> 911 is for emergencies only. if you have a problem with a a bully i need you to speak to a teacher. >> no. i am a teacher. >> excuse me? >> there's actually another teacher who's going to beat me up after school. that's why i'm calling. >> i'm sorry. can you repeat what you just told me? >> okay, my name is andrew campbell. i'm a teacher at roosevelt high school. there's another teacher here who wants to have a fist fight with me after school, so i need help. [ laughter ] i would like you to stop laughing and listen to my -- >> you're a grown man. now go on and take that ass-whopping! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's super funny. "fist fight." have you -- i have to ask. everybody probably asks you this. have you ever been in a fist fight? are you a fighter? >> like, kids would like try to start fights with me. i hit a kid with a trombone once and that pretty much -- that stopped the fight right there. >> jimmy: you hit him with a
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a trombone. >> you know what? the guy with the trombone wins. >> jimmy: okay. >> you know what i mean? if you don't have is a a trombone, you're in trouble. >> jimmy: don't mess with that. >> yeah, but i would try to break up fights a lot. i had like -- i would like to get in people's heads and confuse them. i can remember in college there were these two, like, huge guys. one on the hockey team and a a football guy and i don't know these two guys. i get in the middle of them and i start going, "hey, man, i got soft shoes, soft shoes. who wants pie? who wants news? and -- they'd be so confused. they'd be like, "i want to fight. i don't want pie!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i got soft shoes. >> "i mean, i kind of want pie, but -- who's this kid?" you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love that you do that. >> what do the shoes have to do with it? >> jimmy: guys, go check out "fist fight," it's in theaters this friday. charlie day. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with kendall jenner, everybody. stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: our next guest is one of the most successful models working today. she's been very busy appearing in numerous runway shows for new york fashion week and we're so happy she could stop by and see us. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lovely kendall jenner! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for being here. i appreciate it. >> yeah, of course. thanks for having me. >> jimmy: are you just so busy this week? at fashion week? >> yeah. it's a lot but it's -- it's really, really fun. i, like, forgot how fun it is and you, like, work all day, and then people are, like, oh, let's go out. and then you go to parties. you're just like, there's no sleeping. >> jimmy: yeah, there is no sleeping. >> not really, no. >> jimmy: this is what i like about you, because you -- you said, since i can remember seeing you which i can -- which i kept up with you, and -- >> thank you. appreciate it. >> jimmy: yeah, but you said, like, i want to be a model. i want to be a model, and -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: you did it! >> thanks.
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>> jimmy: you did it, pal. i mean you're fantastic! [ cheers and applause ] i mean, you got drive, man! >> yeah. it really is -- i can thank my parents for that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but, yeah, it really is a a dream come true. it's really awesome and the last, like, three years have been awesome. i'm really happy. >> jimmy: yeah. and do you get nervous when you do the runways? >> no. not really anymore. it actually depends on the situation. like, if i'm wearing a really long dress, with really crazy heels, then obviously, i think, the nerves set in. you're like, oh, my god. i'm going to fall. >> jimmy: yeah. >> or like the runway's crazy or whatever but i have actually become really, really comfortable. and, like, yeah. >> jimmy: do you see any of the pe -- because i know like a lot of celebrities go and they sit in the front row, like --? >> oh, my god, no. >> jimmy: do you make -- do you make eye contact with anybody? >> no, i actually have a thing where -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: walking? [ laughter ] so cool. that's what i would do. >> can you imagine? no one would want work with me anymore. >> jimmy: i'd be walking and i'd go, "i can't believe i'm the same room --" >> yeah, in my head that's -- that's how it's going, but, no, actually, i told myself, since my first show, like, i never look at the audience. ever. >> jimmy: no one?
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>> no. no one. i won't -- like, if i do, it will, like, mess me up. it's kind of like being onstage, i guess. like, if you're a theater actor. it's like if you look at something just to take you out of your, like, zone. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you don't want anything to -- but i do kylie sometimes. like if she's at a show. her and -- and my mom, usually. they, like, i can hear them screaming. [ laughter ] and i'll like -- >> jimmy: awe. >> sometimes i'll smirk -- >> jimmy: they're proud of you. >> a little bit because i can't, like, hold it in. but i never look. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i, like, can never look at them. >> jimmy: and is there a a special face that you make for, like, the different fashions you're in? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> well, yeah. the designer will usually give you, like, a little pep talk beforehand. so sometimes designers are like, "oh, be like light and happy and confident and a a beautiful woman" or, whatever, or, sometimes they're like, "you hate everyone! you're going to, like -- nothing, nothing will distract you, you're so angry at everything." >> jimmy: angry? an angry walk. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. they come out with the best photos. do you like doing photo shoots better than -- >> no, it's different. >> jimmy: they're both fun? >> yeah, it's all really fun. the shows are like an adrenaline rush. it's fun. >> jimmy: 'cause here's you and you're buddies with all these -- these guys, right? these are you'r pals? >> yeah.
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all awesome women. >> jimmy: yeah, that's fantastic. >> that's a really cool cover to be a part of. >> jimmy: look, you're on the cover of "vogue." how fun is this? >> i know! no, it's -- >> jimmy: you're doing what you wanted to do. >> exactly! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love that! i love that. and there's a photo in here that i was, like -- this pretty fantastic. >> you got it marked and everything. >> jimmy: yeah. because this is, like, well, who -- who gets to do that? [ light laughter ] stand on -- balance a horse? i mean, how fun is that? >> super fun. yeah. i've, like, literally been riding horses for like, 12 years, and just, like, it's like my life. so, that was really cool. >> jimmy: but, you're also doing some photography as well. >> yeah. i saw, it's "love" magazine? >> yeah. i've been shooting with "love" magazine a lot. actually, katie grant -- i used to just shoot my friends. i love, like, capturing a a moment, or being very candid and just, like, capturing all my friends and hanging out. i think it's a lot more authentic to capture a photo just on film and i, like, have a whole folder in my phone of just, like, a good photo -- >> jimmy: i saw the picture of north -- this is your niece. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a beautiful photo. >> thank you. [ audience aws ] she's a cutie. she's really cute. >> jimmy: she's really cute, yeah! she's so cute. and then you -- you got to
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shoot sienna miller for "love" magazine. this is just too -- just gorgeous and super cool. >> yeah. that's a great photo. >> jimmy: that's a great photo. >> unretouched, by the way. she's, like, perfect. >> jimmy: she is, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: no retouching. >> there's no retouch. she's just perfect, like that. >> jimmy: yeah. and then -- >> kaia, yeah. >> jimmy: kaia -- cindy crawford's -- she looks exactly like cindy crawford. >> it's scary. like, i've shot her twice now, and when i shoot her i have, like, weird flashbacks of, like, photos of her mom. it's crazy. >> jimmy: yeah, and she's great, too. >> she's the sweetest. >> jimmy: yeah. i mean, i don't know her. i know cindy a little bit. >> oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: she's super fun. yeah, yeah. but you -- [ light laughter ] >> both super nice. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we -- we dated for years, and, uh -- awkward. i don't want to talk about it. uh -- no. i never dated a supermodel. anyways, ah -- [ light laughter ] now i'm getting flustered. like i really did there -- i really didn't -- like you would ever believe that. i'm really in my head right now. >> oh, come on. >> jimmy: i'm in my head. >> give yourself some credit. >> jimmy: oh, please. please, please, please. i'm sweating. [ light laughter ] you brought your camera? >> yes, i did.
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>> jimmy: this is the one you use? >> my little compact. >> jimmy: and that's how you take that beautiful photo? >> this is actually a different camera that i took those photos. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> i just got this one. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i love this camera. >> jimmy: would you like -- would you like me to model for you? >> yeah. [ light laughter ] you'll do me the honor? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what should i do? >> get on the table. why not? no, you're a little, like -- >> jimmy: this? >> like -- yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i have a great big -- a very -- >> wait. i'm going to turn the flash on for you. >> jimmy: yeah. i'm going to need all the help -- i'm going to need retouching on this one. [ light laughter ] >> i love the face! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the worst. oh, i know what to do! >> what? >> jimmy: wait. >> what, what what? the horse? >> jimmy: yeah. can i get the -- >> do it. get on the table. on the table. come on! yes! [ cheers ] [ laughter ] yes! strong. very strong. amazing! >> jimmy: ah -- >> i'll send you them when i develop them. >> jimmy: yeah. let me know -- 'cause you can't -- yeah, you can't instagram that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have develop it first i thought it would be kind of fun if we do take one of these. >> let's do it.
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>> jimmy: uh -- this is -- this is called an iphone. >> oh, is that a -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all the kids are using it. >> we should do a double one. like with both of -- wait, wait. no, there's a cute one i know. i know. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. why's my head look like that? [ laughter ] >> no, sir. >> jimmy: i know, but my head's -- >> you don't like it? we can switch it. >> jimmy: but look at my head's -- [ laughter ] wait. is that normal? is that supposed to happened? [ laughter ] >> oh, my god! i'm crying! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> we don't have to do it if you don't want to. >> jimmy: dude, look at that! oh, my god! wait! this is the -- look at this. it didn't even recognize -- this is what happens with my life. [ laughter ] kendall jenner, everybody! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i love you, pal. break a leg and have fun this week. no worries performs for us after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (vo) this is not a video game.
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"the voice." gwen stefani will be here tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] plus, dane dehaan, damien chazelle and music from maggie rogers. gonna be a good show tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] guys, tonight's performers are a duo made up of multitalented grammy-nominated artists anderson.pakk and grammy-winning producer knxwledge. performing "what more can i say" off of his album "yes, lawd!" give it up for nxworries. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i keep tryna tell ya you can't keep me on a leash no matter how hard you train me ♪ ♪ i'll do what i want in the end and you can't disagree ♪ ♪ but lately i'm tryin' to be faithful they make it so hard on me ♪ ♪ at the top of the day won't you look what they wearin' ♪
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♪ i'm just headed up the street they ain't carin' yeah ♪ ♪ and every time i try to mind my own business she gon' come around and make me so tempted ♪ ♪ she gon' ask me when i'm gon' gon' get it lord can you help me get me out of here ♪ ♪ and i want to keep the peace it's so hard for me ♪ ♪ ♪ you keep tryna tell me it's only as hard as you think ♪ ♪ no matter what broad you bangin' you know who you love in the end ♪ ♪ and i can't disagree but lately they make it so hard to be faithful ♪ ♪ as long as i'm off the drink she look like she married but why is she starin' ♪ ♪ she think i'm afraid to reach don't dare me ♪ ♪ and every time i try to mind my own business she gon' come around and make me so tempted ♪ ♪ she gon' ask me when i'm gon' gon' get it
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she gon' ask me when i'm gon' get it yeah yeah ♪ ♪ oohh nights like this i wish i wish it wasn't hard for me ♪ ♪ oohh lord give me strength uh it's always the simple things i'm caught up again ♪ ♪ oohh nights like this i wish i wish it wasn't hard for me yeah ♪ ♪ oohh lord give me strength it's always the simple things i'm caught up again ♪ ♪ it's so hard for me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's always the simple things i'm caught up again ♪ ♪ it's so hard for me it's so hard so hard ♪ ♪ it's good to get away all by myself each day and talk to you ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here you go. no, give me that! my thanks to chalie day! [ cheers and applause ] kendall jenner! nxworries! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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